Daybreak Horizon CD — "The Grand Plan to Capture Jay Kidman!"

Asch: “The Grand Plan to Capture Jay Kidman!”

Oi, geezer! Stop fucking around!!

Jay: What's wrong, Asch? We're in the same room, so there's no need to be so loud.

Asch: Tch, what's loud is that stupid snoring of yours!

Night in and night out, it's the same damn noise no matter how many times I tell ya to knock it off! It’s driving me crazy!

Jay: Hm? Ahaha, I'm trying my best, y'know. It's just, it happens while I'm asleep, so I'm nearing my wit's end about what to do.

Ah, speaking of, I heard sleeping on your side can help, so I bought a body pillow!

Asch: Did ya try it?

Jay: Yep. I've been using it for two days now.

Asch: Well, it ain't working!

Sure, the snorin' may have gotten a little easier to deal with in the past few days, but I want it totally gone!

Jay: Y-You're asking for a lot, huh… I thought you'd let up as long as I snored less, but I guess not.

Asch: It bothers me, no matter how quiet it is!

Maybe you don't get it since it doesn't bother ya at all, but that's no skin off my back!

Jay: G-Got it… no snoring at all, right? Well, since we're living together I think I should try my best to be considerate.

I'll work on it, so just bear with me for now!

Asch: Hmph, I’ll be holdin’ you to that.

Jay: Haha, it's a promise!

Oh, would you look at the time! I should get on my way to Victor's lab.

Asch: Why? Are ya gonna have him make a machine that'll stop your snorin'? Glad to see someone's motivated.

Jay: No, that's not it… Remember the hedgehog havoc from a few days ago?

Y'know, when Victor's transporter malfunctioned, and the Commander switched bodies with a test hedgehog.

Asch: Ah, that dumbass incident.

Jay: They ended up deciding to dismantle it to prevent any more incidents, but it's pretty heavy, so they asked me to help take it apart.

Asch: What a waste. Make them turn ya into a hedgehog before that.

Jay: Huh?

Asch: Hedgehogs are apparently super sensitive, and since the concept of delicacy seems to utterly escape you, spendin' some time in a hedgehog's shoes might do ya some good.

Jay: H-Haha, oh, Asch! You can be so silly sometimes!

Asch: W-What are you laughin' at? I ain't joking around, bastard!

Jay: Haha, excuse me! I'm not sure about turning into a hedgehog, but while I'm there, I'll ask for some pointers on preventing snoring.

Asch seems to be as sensitive as a hedgehog, after all.

Asch: Hah?! Y-You fucker… don't compare me to a hedgeho—

Jay: See you later!

Asch: Oi, hold up!

That bastard, saying that shit straight to my face… maybe he really should become a hedgehog!

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Oscar: Alexander… Alexander!

Just where did he run off to…

Akira: Hey, Alexander! Where the hell are you?! Say something!

Will: I-I don't think Alexander-kun could reply even if he wanted to…

Akira: No, he totally can. He's a genius hedgehog, after all!

Will: Where'd you get that idea from…

Brad: I gave the shower room a thorough search, but I couldn't find him.

Oscar: He doesn't seem to be in the living room either, Brad-sama, nor in the rookies' room…

Brad: Mm… so he escaped outside the room again, huh.

Akira: Woah, he did it again?! I'd expect nothing less from the genius hedgehog I acknowledged!

Will: Akira!

Oscar: He did it again…

I cannot apologize enough, Brad-sama. For him to escape this many times, my watch on him must not have been stringent enough…

Brad: Don’t be so hard on yourself. Let's just focus on finding him for now. Let's get going before the situation gets out of control.

Oscar: Yessir!

Alexander! Whe—

Asch: Oscar?

Oscar: Asch? What are you doing her—

A-Alexander?!

Brad: What's wrong, Oscar?

Oscar: Ah, Brad-sama, um… I would say we found Alexander, but it seems more like Asch brought him to us instead…

Asch: Huh? The hell do you mean “Alexander”, this is Jay.

Oscar & Brad: Huh?

Akira: Wait a sec, Asch, what the hell are you sayin’? How is that Jay?

Asch: Hah? Watch your tone, brat. You making fun of me?

This hedgehog is Jay. I'm saying it is, so that's final!

Akira: Hm… Yeah, I don't got a clue what you're talking about.

How the hell is that hedgehog Jay?

Asch: *sigh* Don'tcha guys remember when Victor's machine turned the Commander into a hedgehog? That happened again.

C'mon, you following me yet?

Will: W-Well, that did happen…

But I’m kind of pretty sure that that hedgehog has got to be Alexander-kun…

Asch: Hah?! You're goin' against me too?

Tch, all of you are so…

Oscar: Hey, Asch—

Brad: But on what basis do you think that hamster is Jay?

Asch: He reacted when I was calling for the old geezer. That's proof enough.

Brad: H-Hm…

Oscar: Asch… I still think it's impossible for him to be…

Akira: Wouldn't it be obvious if we just give 'im some donuts? If he really is Jay, he'd get excited and jump right at them!

Asch: If that's what it takes to convince you, then fine.

You, go get us a buncha donuts.

Akira: Huh, I gotta buy them?!

Asch: I don't give a shit who buys them, so hurry up and—

OUCH! THIS FUCKER…! You did not just scratch my hand…

Akira: Woah, he ran away!

Oscar: Alexander!

Will: Woah?!

Akira: Ooo, he totally ignored Oscar and made a break for Will! That means…

He's gotta be Alexander!

Asch: Wha?!

Will: Hehe, c'mere, Alexander-kun!

Haha, you shouldn't worry Oscar-san so much, okay?

Oscar: *sigh* Thank god we found him…

Asch: Wait! That has to be the old geezer!

I mean, I said all that to him…

Jay: Oh, you guys seem excited! What are you all up to, South?

—Asch?
 

Asch: Geezer?!

Jay: It's not every day you see Asch hanging out with the members of South…

Asch: Wh… wha… ah… GAH!

Oscar: Asch!

Brad: Just leave him be for now, Oscar…

Oscar: Y-Yessir…

Jay: Huh… What on Earth happened?

Akira: See, we told him it was Alexander!

Will: Ah… hahaha…

Alexander-kun seems totally unfazed…

Akira: Just what you'd expect from a genius hedgehog! He's got guts of steel!

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