Akira's GoldenXXsection 4* Hero Story
May. 5th, 2024 02:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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"Invincible Idol ☆"
Characters: Akira, Gast & Dino
Akira: MMM~~~... YUMMY~~~~~♪
? Dude, didja just take a pic of me?
Gast: Sure did. Ya look like you’re havin’ a ball with that hot dog, so I figured it’d make a great shot.
Can I post this later?
Akira: Sure! I don’t mind…
Gast: Sweet, thanks. Your account is practically empty, so your fans will totally get a kick outta this.
Akira: Ugh, shut it. I can't figure out how to post shit!
Gast: I know, I know. We’re posting stuff of you sometimes anyway, so you’re just fine the way you are.
Akira: … Also, why’re ya posting it “later”? Why the wait?
Gast: I can’t just post it now.
Akira: Why not?
Gast: Posting it in real time would just be advertising where we are.
Akira: Hm… Huh? … Okay?
Gast: Ya don’t get it, do you?
Speakin’ of, didn’t we tell ya to wear a hat and glasses when you’re out and about?
Akira: Ah, ya did, didn’t ya? Getting a hat totally slipped my mind. And I already have 20/20 vision.
Gast: Well… Geeeeez, I don’t even know where to start with this.
Akira: ???
Gast: We’re idols, yeah? Just look out how many followers we have. And if even this many people know what we look like…
Akira: Ah, I got it! So it's like there's wanted posters for us, right?
But I don't plan on doin’ any stupid or sus shit, so it should be fine, yeah?
Gast: That's not exactly the issue…
Akira: Hey, what about that?! Y'know, what's it called… couch surfing? Crowd-surfing? Let's do that!
Gast: ……. Ya mean “ego surfing”?
Akira: Yeah, that!
Gast: Hah… I'm probably the only person who can figure out what your gibberish means.
Let's see… “I just saw GS’s Akira on the train! It was totally the real deal! He was SO cool! OMG!”
Dude… you're totally out in plain sight.
Akira: That's fine with me! Hehe, they think I'm cool ♪
Gast: “I heard someone humming GS's Only One out in town and thought “woah, they're pretty good”, but it was Akira in the flesh… am I in a movie???”
“GS's Akira came to the convenience store I work at, and he bought some ice cream. I was totally panicked, so I asked if he wanted me to warm it up, but he just said “please do” 100% seriously. We both burst out laughing. I gotta stan.”1
“I saw GS's Akira at a cafe, and he was super friendly when I tried talking to him. I asked him what to name my child, and he said “Voltage Max!””...
You're practically a walkin’ billboard at this rate! And why does everyone have a funny story about ya…
Akira: And what's wrong with that? Everything's peachy ♪
Gast: That's not the issue…
Some weirdo could bother ya, or ya could get a stalker, and at the very least all the fans crowdin’ near ya could cause problems for the other people around.
Akira: Ah, can't be causin’ problems, now can I? Hm… *chew*
Gast: … Enjoyin' that hot dog?
Akira: Yep! It's SUPER good!
Gast: *sigh* He didn't get me at all, did he…
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Akira: Phew, I'm stuffed! That was delish~~~
Gast: I think I ate too much. I've been on a diet, so I haven't been able to just eat whatever.
Dino really got it good, don't he? He's always stuffin' himself with whatever he wants, and it only seems to give him more energy…
Is it cuz of his attitude? I heard ya gain weight if ya feel guilty over it…
Anyway, what's the game plan, Akira? Wanna head straight back, or… Huh?
… Akira?
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Dino: 『Hey! Is this Gast-kun?』
Gast: … Dino? Ain't this Akira's number…
Dino: 『He left his phone at the agency. Like usual.』
Gast: Goddamnit~~~ Of course he did…! I knew he would! Why wouldn't he?!
Dino: 『W-What’s wrong, Gast-kun? Did something happen?』
Gast: Akira ran off somewhere. I only let my eye off him for second… Shit, how am I supposed to find him now?
Dino: 『Need some help? Where ar—』
Gast: Huh… Wait a sec…?
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Akira: You are the Only One, Every Day ♪2
Your radiance sends my heart racing, I want to reach you ♪
Gast: (There he is…!)
Akira: You are the Only One, Every Time ♪
With those eyes that started have sparkling once more, watch me closely ♪
Gast: (Who knew I just had to look him up to find him so fast?)
(An impromptu concert at the park… the hell? And a ton of people are watchin’, too—)
Akira: ‘SCUSE ME! IS TAKUTO-KUN’S MOM AROUND?
Gast: (... Huh?)
Akira: If anyone’s seen her, give me a heads up! She should be carryin' his favorite cat plushie!
Guy in the Audience: Oh! I think I spotted someone like that on the street over there!
Akira: Woah, really?!
Mother: Takuto…!
Child: Mommy! It’s my mommy! MOMMY!!
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Akira: Hehe, that’s a case closed ♪
I figured we could find her if we rallied this many people. Ain’t I a total genius?!
Guy in the Audience: Genius, Genius~! You rock, Akira~!
Gast: (Huh. So he was helpin’ a kid who got lost…)
(... Of course he was.)
(Maybe it’d be alright for him to stay like that. He doesn’t need to worry about stuff lik—)
Akira: Yo, Gast!
Gast: …!
Akira: You showed up too, huh~ Just on time!
Gast: Wait… Dun point me—
Female Audience Member A: What?! Gast-kun is here too?!
Female Audience Member B: NO WAY?! Where is he~?!
Gast: Shit… I don’t feel so good 'bout this…
Akira: C’mon up, Gast! Let’s put on a little show togethe—
Female Audience Members: KYAAAAA! GAST-KUUUUU~~~~~N!!!
Gast: YEEEEP…!
Akira: Woah… Surprised he can move so fast, wasn’t he full? Look at him go.
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