R1ze's Plenary Meeting Skit
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gyaxaRenga: Hey guys…! T-Thanks for coming. I’m gonna start the meeting now!
Renga: The deadline to submit the proposal’s coming up, and I wanna make sure we come up with something that’ll liven up HAMA.
Kafka: Look at you, taking the initiative—
Ten: Prez?
Kafka: Hm?
Renga: You’re kinda quiet.
Liguang: What’s wrong?
Kafka: Is my mic working?
Ten: Oh, it’s on now.
Yukikaze: Looks like you’re good to go.
Kafka: Next time this happens, someone's joining me in my office, ‘kay?
Yachiyo: YEEEEP…!
Ten: Yikes~
Kafka: From the top! Look at you, taking the initiative. Glad to see it, Leader ♪
Yukikaze: … My mic’s on. That’s good.
Ten: It sure is.
Kafka: No one was worried about that.
Yukikaze: In any case… Since my hardworking little brother’s so motivated, I’ll make sure to lend a hand too.
Yachiyo: It doesn’t really matter if my mic’s on…
Kafka: IT’S ON, YACHIYO.
Yachiyo: GOT IIIIIT…! I’ll take notes…! *scribble scribble*
Liguang: Let’s get back on track. Since we all came, you’d best make it worth our while.
Renga: I-I know…!
Ten: Does the dog gotta be here, though?
Kafka: Ah, you mean Shumai?
Shumai: *snore*
Kafka: Hehe, he’s sleeping so soundly down there, I’d feel bad waking him up.
Yukikaze: He’s sleeping like a baby. He must feel safe with Kafka next to him.
Renga: Shumai’s so cute when he’s sleeping… Ah! Ahem, let’s keep the noise down guys! We don’t wanna wake Shumai up!!
Liguang: Hmph, you’re the loudest one here.
Renga: What’dya just say…?!
Kafka: C’mon guys, no fighting.
Yukikaze: So how are we going about this?
Renga: Ah, I already thought up a few ideas, so I’ll start with those!
Kafka: Oh, someone’s motivated ♪ What’d you come up with?
Renga: Uh… first: a building-wide conveyor sushi restaurant! Second: a rocket giveaway! Third—
Liguang: No, no, and no.
Renga: Why?! Ya haven’t even heard me out yet!
Liguang: I can tell they’re all unrealistic nonsense that had barely any thought out into them just fine already.
Renga: You…!
Ten: Woah, if ya get too heated, you’ll wake Shumai up.
Renga: Ah…! … B-But Ten, didn’t you tell me that a big project would be nice the other day? And that we should go out for sushi…
I remembered that, and…!
Ten: Ohh… that… maybe happened… Haha, thanks for remembering.
Renga: Of course!
Liguang: Then maybe you should start thinking things through before you come up with anything. And you, Murakumo, watch what you say to this idiot.
Ten: Wha, I’m getting yelled at?
Renga: But I did think it through…
Yachiyo: I-I-I-I’ll go get some drinks so you all can take a breather…!
Liguang: ! Fuefuki, stay right where you are…!!
Yachiyo: GOTTA GO FAST!!!
Liguang: Shit, I didn’t make it…
Kafka: Ahaha… Well, it’s a start, at least. Let’s see if we can’t come up with anything else.
Yukikaze: Mhm. I’m sure we can come up with a great idea if we put our heads together.
Kafka: Doesn’t have to be specific, either, just anything to give us some inspiration. Like any trips you’ve been on recently, or such.
Yukikaze: Hm… on the topic of trips, Liguang told me that buying rainbow calligraphy charms of your pet’s name has been popular in the 4th Ward lately.
Kafka: Ah, I heard about that too! It’s a way for people to show how much they love their pets, since it’s supposed to bring them happiness!
Liguang: It has been popular here, true.
Renga: That sounds neat… especially the love part!
Kafka: Any other ideas?
Yukikaze: I have one. Mind if I share it?
Kafka: Ah… go ahead. Not expecting much, though.
Yukikaze: How about we make a gigantic shumai the size of a dome? That way, everyone can have their fill.
Whoever eats the most will be awarded a prize for being the most ravenous little sibling, and as the big brothers, we’ll…
Kafka: Absolutely not!
Yachiyo: I’ve got some cold drinks for everyone! Let’s cool off with these and get back to pumping out some great idea-ah-ah-AHHHH!
Liguang: STOP!! Fuefuki, don’t go…
Yachiyo: GWAAAAAAH! I stepped on… oh, woah, WAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Shumai: BARK BARK BARK!!
Renga: Woah, hey! Wait, hey, Shumai!!
Kafka: Ah…
Yachiyo: I-I-I-I-I’M SO SORRYYYYYYYY!!! MY LORD AND SAVIOR SHUMAI-SAMAAAAAA!!! I’LL PAY FOR THIS WITH MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!
Liguang: Tch, I knew this would happen…
Renga: Where’s Shumai?!
Yukikaze: He ran off in a panic.
Kafka: Being woken up by such a loud noise must’ve startled him. He’ll probably calm down soon…
Renga: S-Shouldn’t we go after him? It’d be bad if he got outside…
Kafka: Yeah, let’s go look for him.
Renga: Shumaaaai! Darn, not here either… Where the hell is he?!
Ten: Didn’t think he’d actually run out. He musta got really freaked out.
Yukikaze: He sure is fast. We already lost track of him.
Renga: Urgh… If I were just a little bit faster, then…
Yukikaze: Then how about we train together sometime, Renga?
Renga: …!
Yukikaze: I’ll give you all the tips you need, my cute little brother.
Renga: Really…?! Maybe I’d be able to catch up with Shumai, then…!
Ten: Not really a point in all that now.
Kafka: Anyways, I’ll reach out to the lost dog center. I doubt he’s run off far, so let’s keep looking around here.
Renga: O-Okay!
Yukikaze: Alright.
Yachiyo: *sob* This is all my fault… I HAVE to find him…!
I’ll just lure him in with the smell of these treats… drat, I spilled theeeeem!
Crow: Caw!
Yachiyo: GYAAA!! GYAAA!! GYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Kafka: Hey!
Yachiyo: A-A bunch of crows are after the treats…! Get away from meeee!! I’m not tastyyyyyy!!!
Liguang: Fuefuki! Don’t do anything unless I tell you to from now on.
Yachiyo: YESSIRRRRR!!!! SHORRY, BOSSSSS…!!!
Liguang: We won’t get anywhere just wandering around like this. Since Shumai was startled, he most likely ran to somewhere he can feel safe.
Kafka: Yeah. We should check around places he usually spends time at.
Ten: Since you usually take him on walks and stuff, wouldn’t you know about that stuff, Renga-san?
Renga: Let me think… Maybe he’s at the fountain. He really likes going there.
Yukikaze: Then let’s go check.
───
Damn it, he’s not here… He sees all his puppy friends here, so I thought he’d be here for sure…
Kafka: Renga, we didn’t see him over there. What about you?
Renga: Still no luck. He’s not responding to anything, either… Do you think he’s okay, Kafka…? What if he got hurt…?!
Kafka: Save the worrying for after we’ve got him. We need to find him first.
Renga: Y-Yeah… He could be lost nearby… AHH!!
Kafka: Hm?
Renga: See that silhouette over there? That’s gotta be Shumai!
Yukikaze: You found him…!
Yachiyo: Thank God…! Now I won’t get fired!!
Renga: *grab* Got ‘im! What are you doing all the way over here, buddy? We were worried about you…
Dog (CV Amasaki Kohei): Woof!
Renga: Uh… you’re…
Dog (CV Amasaki Kohei): Woof!
Kafka: Not… Shumai, it seems.
Liguang: Hmph. Are you blind?
Renga: T-They look the same from the back!
Ten: Doesn’t he sound kinda cuter than Shumai, though?
Renga: … Yeah…
Ten: The hell are they making me say… Can’t we just take this dog instead?
Kafka: TEN~?
Dog (CV Amasaki Kohei): Whine… whine…
Renga: S-Sorry… I thought you were somebody… somepuppy else… wow you can really bark… I didn’t mean to scare you…
Kafka: He’s a pretty unique puppy, huh… Do you think he’s lost, too? He has a collar, but it doesn’t seem like his owner’s around.
Renga: You’re right… Maybe we should look for them too.
Liguang: That’s not a tag on his collar?
Yukikaze: No… it’s a rainbow calligraphy charm.
Ten: Woah, so it really is trendy.
Kafka: It’s so cute! His owner must really love him.
Renga: You’re someone’s special little puppy, huh… good boy.
Then we definitely gotta find them! … Woah, hey, where are ya going?!
Dog (CV Amasaki Kohei): Woof!
Kafka: Ah, looks like they were right over there. That’s good.
Yukikaze: That’s one less thing to worry about.
Yachiyo: B-But what about Shumai…?!
Shumai: Grrr…
Everyone: !
Yachiyo: G-GWAAAAA!!!! Are you mad at me, Shumai-sama?!?!?!
Renga: There you are, Shumai!
Yukikaze: Looks like you were right about him being at the fountain.
Renga: Thank god… It’s okay, Shumai. Let’s go back—
Shumai: Grrrrrrrrr…
Renga: Uh… Shumai?
Kafka: He’s glaring at you from the tree.
Yachiyo: At least he’s not mad at me…!
Renga: W-What’s wrong, Shumai?! I was super worried about you, okay…?!
Kafka: Maybe he’s jealous because you were doting on another dog.
Renga: R-Really…?
Ten: His tail’s not wagging at all. He’s got some seriously heavy love for you, Renga-san.
Renga: Y-You’ve got it all wrong, Shumai! There’s not a single dog who could be cuter than you in my eyes…!
Shumai: Ruff!
Yukikaze: He turned away.
Renga: N-No way…!
Liguang: Is that really worth crying over?
Renga: S-Shut it, you!
Yachiyo: Sorry, Renga-san…
Liguang: … If Shumai’s fine, then I’m leaving.
Renga: Ah, wait a sec, Liguang!
Liguang: What?
Renga: … Um… could you teach me how to do rainbow calligraphy?
Liguang: Hah? Why should I?
Renga: A lotta people are getting one to show how much they love their pets, right?
So I wanna make Shumai his very own, so he knows just how much I love him!
Yachiyo: Wait, you’re gonna make it yourself?!
Yukikaze: Each stroke will be filled with your feelings, then… I’m sure Shumai will be able to tell how much you love him.
Could you lend him a hand, Liguang?
Liguang: … *sigh* Fine…
Renga: Yes! Just wait for me, Shumai! I’ll show you that you’re the cutest dog in the whole wide world to me!
Ten: This guy’s pretty heavy too…
Yukikaze: You’re doing great, Renga! You’ve already improved so much.
Ten: Still, didn’t think you’d actually help him this much. You sure love to lend a hand, Liguang-san.
Liguang: Kamina asked me to. And this is for Shumai, not the idiot.
Ten: That so…
Renga: And… done!
Whaddya think, Shumai? I made this just for you! I poured all my love into it!
Shumai: Woof!
Yukikaze: Looks like he’s all cheered up.
Renga: …! Yes!
Ten: It's not like he can read it, though. Seems like a huge waste of time to me.
Kafka: TEN~?
Ten: Yeah?
Kafka: Don’t go making fun of my Shumai. He may be cute, but he’s a very smart boy too.
Ten: ‘Scuse me.
Renga: Rainbow calligraphy sure is amazing, though… You can use it to show people how you really feel.
… Hey, Kafka. Can we have everyone try it out at the port festival?
Yachiyo: Ah, right! We haven’t figured out what activity we’re doing yet!!
Kafka: I think it’d be nice.
Yukikaze: After watching Renga give it a try, I’m sure it’d be popular.
Liguang: It’s more realistic than the other ideas, at least.
Ten: I’m chill with it too.
Renga: … Yes!!! It’s all thanks to you, Shumai! Let’s get started on that proposal when we get back!
Shumai: Woof ♪ 18TRIP Translations
Ten: Well you’re all fired up, Renga-san.
Renga: The deadline to submit the proposal’s coming up, and I wanna make sure we come up with something that’ll liven up HAMA.
Kafka: Look at you, taking the initiative—
Ten: Prez?
Kafka: Hm?
Renga: You’re kinda quiet.
Liguang: What’s wrong?
Kafka: Is my mic working?
Ten: Oh, it’s on now.
Yukikaze: Looks like you’re good to go.
Kafka: Next time this happens, someone's joining me in my office, ‘kay?
Yachiyo: YEEEEP…!
Ten: Yikes~
Kafka: From the top! Look at you, taking the initiative. Glad to see it, Leader ♪
Yukikaze: … My mic’s on. That’s good.
Ten: It sure is.
Kafka: No one was worried about that.
Yukikaze: In any case… Since my hardworking little brother’s so motivated, I’ll make sure to lend a hand too.
Yachiyo: It doesn’t really matter if my mic’s on…
Kafka: IT’S ON, YACHIYO.
Yachiyo: GOT IIIIIT…! I’ll take notes…! *scribble scribble*
Liguang: Let’s get back on track. Since we all came, you’d best make it worth our while.
Renga: I-I know…!
Ten: Does the dog gotta be here, though?
Kafka: Ah, you mean Shumai?
Shumai: *snore*
Kafka: Hehe, he’s sleeping so soundly down there, I’d feel bad waking him up.
Yukikaze: He’s sleeping like a baby. He must feel safe with Kafka next to him.
Renga: Shumai’s so cute when he’s sleeping… Ah! Ahem, let’s keep the noise down guys! We don’t wanna wake Shumai up!!
Liguang: Hmph, you’re the loudest one here.
Renga: What’dya just say…?!
Kafka: C’mon guys, no fighting.
Yukikaze: So how are we going about this?
Renga: Ah, I already thought up a few ideas, so I’ll start with those!
Kafka: Oh, someone’s motivated ♪ What’d you come up with?
Renga: Uh… first: a building-wide conveyor sushi restaurant! Second: a rocket giveaway! Third—
Liguang: No, no, and no.
Renga: Why?! Ya haven’t even heard me out yet!
Liguang: I can tell they’re all unrealistic nonsense that had barely any thought out into them just fine already.
Renga: You…!
Ten: Woah, if ya get too heated, you’ll wake Shumai up.
Renga: Ah…! … B-But Ten, didn’t you tell me that a big project would be nice the other day? And that we should go out for sushi…
I remembered that, and…!
Ten: Ohh… that… maybe happened… Haha, thanks for remembering.
Renga: Of course!
Liguang: Then maybe you should start thinking things through before you come up with anything. And you, Murakumo, watch what you say to this idiot.
Ten: Wha, I’m getting yelled at?
Renga: But I did think it through…
Yachiyo: I-I-I-I’ll go get some drinks so you all can take a breather…!
Liguang: ! Fuefuki, stay right where you are…!!
Yachiyo: GOTTA GO FAST!!!
Liguang: Shit, I didn’t make it…
Kafka: Ahaha… Well, it’s a start, at least. Let’s see if we can’t come up with anything else.
Yukikaze: Mhm. I’m sure we can come up with a great idea if we put our heads together.
Kafka: Doesn’t have to be specific, either, just anything to give us some inspiration. Like any trips you’ve been on recently, or such.
Yukikaze: Hm… on the topic of trips, Liguang told me that buying rainbow calligraphy charms of your pet’s name has been popular in the 4th Ward lately.
Kafka: Ah, I heard about that too! It’s a way for people to show how much they love their pets, since it’s supposed to bring them happiness!
Liguang: It has been popular here, true.
Renga: That sounds neat… especially the love part!
Kafka: Any other ideas?
Yukikaze: I have one. Mind if I share it?
Kafka: Ah… go ahead. Not expecting much, though.
Yukikaze: How about we make a gigantic shumai the size of a dome? That way, everyone can have their fill.
Whoever eats the most will be awarded a prize for being the most ravenous little sibling, and as the big brothers, we’ll…
Kafka: Absolutely not!
Yachiyo: I’ve got some cold drinks for everyone! Let’s cool off with these and get back to pumping out some great idea-ah-ah-AHHHH!
Liguang: STOP!! Fuefuki, don’t go…
Yachiyo: GWAAAAAAH! I stepped on… oh, woah, WAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Shumai: BARK BARK BARK!!
Renga: Woah, hey! Wait, hey, Shumai!!
Kafka: Ah…
Yachiyo: I-I-I-I-I’M SO SORRYYYYYYYY!!! MY LORD AND SAVIOR SHUMAI-SAMAAAAAA!!! I’LL PAY FOR THIS WITH MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!
Liguang: Tch, I knew this would happen…
Renga: Where’s Shumai?!
Yukikaze: He ran off in a panic.
Kafka: Being woken up by such a loud noise must’ve startled him. He’ll probably calm down soon…
Renga: S-Shouldn’t we go after him? It’d be bad if he got outside…
Kafka: Yeah, let’s go look for him.
───
Renga: Shumaaaai! Darn, not here either… Where the hell is he?!
Ten: Didn’t think he’d actually run out. He musta got really freaked out.
Yukikaze: He sure is fast. We already lost track of him.
Renga: Urgh… If I were just a little bit faster, then…
Yukikaze: Then how about we train together sometime, Renga?
Renga: …!
Yukikaze: I’ll give you all the tips you need, my cute little brother.
Renga: Really…?! Maybe I’d be able to catch up with Shumai, then…!
Ten: Not really a point in all that now.
Kafka: Anyways, I’ll reach out to the lost dog center. I doubt he’s run off far, so let’s keep looking around here.
Renga: O-Okay!
Yukikaze: Alright.
Yachiyo: *sob* This is all my fault… I HAVE to find him…!
I’ll just lure him in with the smell of these treats… drat, I spilled theeeeem!
Crow: Caw!
Yachiyo: GYAAA!! GYAAA!! GYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Kafka: Hey!
Yachiyo: A-A bunch of crows are after the treats…! Get away from meeee!! I’m not tastyyyyyy!!!
Liguang: Fuefuki! Don’t do anything unless I tell you to from now on.
Yachiyo: YESSIRRRRR!!!! SHORRY, BOSSSSS…!!!
Liguang: We won’t get anywhere just wandering around like this. Since Shumai was startled, he most likely ran to somewhere he can feel safe.
Kafka: Yeah. We should check around places he usually spends time at.
Ten: Since you usually take him on walks and stuff, wouldn’t you know about that stuff, Renga-san?
Renga: Let me think… Maybe he’s at the fountain. He really likes going there.
Yukikaze: Then let’s go check.
───
Renga: Where are you, Shumai?! Say something!!!
Damn it, he’s not here… He sees all his puppy friends here, so I thought he’d be here for sure…
Kafka: Renga, we didn’t see him over there. What about you?
Renga: Still no luck. He’s not responding to anything, either… Do you think he’s okay, Kafka…? What if he got hurt…?!
Kafka: Save the worrying for after we’ve got him. We need to find him first.
Renga: Y-Yeah… He could be lost nearby… AHH!!
Kafka: Hm?
Renga: See that silhouette over there? That’s gotta be Shumai!
Yukikaze: You found him…!
Yachiyo: Thank God…! Now I won’t get fired!!
Renga: *grab* Got ‘im! What are you doing all the way over here, buddy? We were worried about you…
Dog (CV Amasaki Kohei): Woof!
Renga: Uh… you’re…
Dog (CV Amasaki Kohei): Woof!
Kafka: Not… Shumai, it seems.
Liguang: Hmph. Are you blind?
Renga: T-They look the same from the back!
Ten: Doesn’t he sound kinda cuter than Shumai, though?
Renga: … Yeah…
Ten: The hell are they making me say… Can’t we just take this dog instead?
Kafka: TEN~?
Dog (CV Amasaki Kohei): Whine… whine…
Renga: S-Sorry… I thought you were somebody… somepuppy else… wow you can really bark… I didn’t mean to scare you…
Kafka: He’s a pretty unique puppy, huh… Do you think he’s lost, too? He has a collar, but it doesn’t seem like his owner’s around.
Renga: You’re right… Maybe we should look for them too.
Liguang: That’s not a tag on his collar?
Yukikaze: No… it’s a rainbow calligraphy charm.
Ten: Woah, so it really is trendy.
Kafka: It’s so cute! His owner must really love him.
Renga: You’re someone’s special little puppy, huh… good boy.
Then we definitely gotta find them! … Woah, hey, where are ya going?!
Dog (CV Amasaki Kohei): Woof!
Kafka: Ah, looks like they were right over there. That’s good.
Yukikaze: That’s one less thing to worry about.
Yachiyo: B-But what about Shumai…?!
Shumai: Grrr…
Everyone: !
Yachiyo: G-GWAAAAA!!!! Are you mad at me, Shumai-sama?!?!?!
Renga: There you are, Shumai!
Yukikaze: Looks like you were right about him being at the fountain.
Renga: Thank god… It’s okay, Shumai. Let’s go back—
Shumai: Grrrrrrrrr…
Renga: Uh… Shumai?
Kafka: He’s glaring at you from the tree.
Yachiyo: At least he’s not mad at me…!
Renga: W-What’s wrong, Shumai?! I was super worried about you, okay…?!
Kafka: Maybe he’s jealous because you were doting on another dog.
Renga: R-Really…?
Ten: His tail’s not wagging at all. He’s got some seriously heavy love for you, Renga-san.
Renga: Y-You’ve got it all wrong, Shumai! There’s not a single dog who could be cuter than you in my eyes…!
Shumai: Ruff!
Yukikaze: He turned away.
Renga: N-No way…!
Liguang: Is that really worth crying over?
Renga: S-Shut it, you!
Yachiyo: Sorry, Renga-san…
Liguang: … If Shumai’s fine, then I’m leaving.
Renga: Ah, wait a sec, Liguang!
Liguang: What?
Renga: … Um… could you teach me how to do rainbow calligraphy?
Liguang: Hah? Why should I?
Renga: A lotta people are getting one to show how much they love their pets, right?
So I wanna make Shumai his very own, so he knows just how much I love him!
Yachiyo: Wait, you’re gonna make it yourself?!
Yukikaze: Each stroke will be filled with your feelings, then… I’m sure Shumai will be able to tell how much you love him.
Could you lend him a hand, Liguang?
Liguang: … *sigh* Fine…
Renga: Yes! Just wait for me, Shumai! I’ll show you that you’re the cutest dog in the whole wide world to me!
Ten: This guy’s pretty heavy too…
───
Renga: Urgh… M-My hand’s shaking… A-Am I doing it right?
Yukikaze: You’re doing great, Renga! You’ve already improved so much.
Ten: Still, didn’t think you’d actually help him this much. You sure love to lend a hand, Liguang-san.
Liguang: Kamina asked me to. And this is for Shumai, not the idiot.
Ten: That so…
Renga: And… done!
Whaddya think, Shumai? I made this just for you! I poured all my love into it!
Shumai: Woof!
Yukikaze: Looks like he’s all cheered up.
Renga: …! Yes!
Ten: It's not like he can read it, though. Seems like a huge waste of time to me.
Kafka: TEN~?
Ten: Yeah?
Kafka: Don’t go making fun of my Shumai. He may be cute, but he’s a very smart boy too.
Ten: ‘Scuse me.
Renga: Rainbow calligraphy sure is amazing, though… You can use it to show people how you really feel.
… Hey, Kafka. Can we have everyone try it out at the port festival?
Yachiyo: Ah, right! We haven’t figured out what activity we’re doing yet!!
Kafka: I think it’d be nice.
Yukikaze: After watching Renga give it a try, I’m sure it’d be popular.
Liguang: It’s more realistic than the other ideas, at least.
Ten: I’m chill with it too.
Renga: … Yes!!! It’s all thanks to you, Shumai! Let’s get started on that proposal when we get back!
Shumai: Woof ♪
